How to Clean Everything: Rigs, Bowls, Grinders & Glass (Fast)
Clean gear = better flavor, smoother pulls, fewer headaches. Here’s a no-nonsense routine you can run in 10 minutes, plus deeper resets when it’s time to really shine things up.
What You’ll Need (Build a Tiny Cleaning Kit)
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Isopropyl alcohol 91%+ (glass/metal only)
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Coarse salt (abrasive for glass)
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Warm water + mild dish soap (silicone, hoses)
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Cotton swabs, pipe cleaners, microfiber cloth
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Rubber stoppers/plugs or tape for sealing openings
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Heat-safe mat (for hot parts)
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Spare gaskets/screens/coils as needed
Important: Use ISO on glass and metal only. For silicone, stick to warm water + mild dish soap. Alcohol can degrade silicone over time.
90-Second Post-Session Reset (Do This Every Time)
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Dump & Rinse: Empty water from glass/hookah bases; warm-water rinse.
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Wipe Contact Points: Mouthpieces, tips, HMD handles, banger lips with a damp ISO swab (dry after).
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Dry Fast: Microfiber pat-down to prevent smells and water spots.
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Restock: Swabs, foils/coals, papers/cones—future you will cheer.
10-Minute Speed Clean (Weekly)
Rigs (Glass):
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Fill with warm water + a splash of ISO + a spoon of coarse salt.
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Plug openings; shake gently for 30–60 seconds.
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Rinse warm → cold; air-dry mouth-down on a rack.
Bangers & Caps:
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While cool, swab the banger with ISO until clear; avoid metal scraping.
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Soak caps/pearls in warm ISO 5–10 min → rinse warm water → air-dry.
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If chalky (overheated), lower your temps going forward.
Hookah Bowls & HMDs:
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Phunnel bowl: warm water + dish soap, soft brush; rinse thoroughly.
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HMD: warm water + gentle brush; dry fully to prevent rust on any steel parts.
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Hoses (silicone): warm soapy rinse, then hang to drip-dry.
Grinders:
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Tap out loose material over parchment; save that kief.
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Brush teeth and threads dry.
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If sticky: disassemble aluminum grinder and soak just the metal parts in ISO 3–5 min, then rinse and fully dry. (Do not ISO-soak painted/plastic parts.)
Glass (Beakers, Downstems, Bowls):
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ISO + salt shake for beakers.
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Downstems/bowls: zip bag with ISO + salt; shake, rinse, dry.
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Stubborn spots: pipe cleaners dipped in ISO.
Deep Reset (Monthly or After Heavy Use)
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Soak glass overnight in diluted ISO (or a dedicated glass cleaner). Rinse warm water → cold; air-dry.
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Replace consumables: screens, gaskets, worn O-rings, tired coils.
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Hose refresh: if ghosting persists, pick up a new silicone hose—they’re affordable and worth it.
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Grinder polish: toothpick the crevices, quick ISO wipe, lubricate threads with a tiny dab of food-safe mineral oil if they squeak (wipe excess).
What Not to Do
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Don’t boil glass. Thermal shock = cracks.
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Don’t torch quartz to glowing white daily. Devitrification ruins flavor; keep temps reasonable.
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Don’t ISO-soak silicone. It degrades and holds smells.
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Don’t re-assemble wet. Trapped moisture = off smells and corrosion.
Troubleshooting
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Lingering odor in glass: repeat ISO + salt with warmer water; let it fully air-dry.
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HMD scorching: too much heat or ash buildup—clean vents and ease back a coal.
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Banger always cloudy: you’re too hot or skipping swabs; drop 25–50°F or extend cooldown.
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Grinder binds: clean threads; check for cross-threading; tiny mineral-oil touch.
The 3-Piece Maintenance Rhythm
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Every session: quick wipe and rinse
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Weekly: 10-minute speed clean
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Monthly: deep reset + replace wear parts
Swing through Cloud 9 and ask for the Reset Kit—ISO, plugs, swabs, brush, and spare gaskets sized to your setup. We’ll match parts on the spot so you’re not guessing.
Age & Compliance: 21+ only. Follow all local laws and venue rules.